sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
no one will ever be as funny as i think i am
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab